Last night was excruciating.

My brother brought home pizza! Pizza is one of my alternating favorite foods. But, it wasn’t just pizza; it was pepperoni pan pizza!

I managed. I stole all the extra pepperoni slices and called it a day.

He ate right in front of me making all sorts of noises to inspire my envy, while I initially glared at him.

There is still pizza left, but I am victorious and I don’t even want any anymore.