The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.
— Tellis Frank

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
— Frank Zappa

We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to.
— W. Somerset Maugham

I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.
— Babe Ruth