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We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine.
— H. L. Mencken
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
— Fred Allen
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.
— Kin Hubbard
Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.
— Otto von Bismarck