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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
— Steven Wright

If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.
— Joe Martin, Mister Boffo

Women should be obscene and not heard.
— Groucho Marx

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
— Douglas Adams